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How To Wear Your Funky Trunks

Your Funky Trunks should be positioned low and tight around your hips.  Never allow your Funky Trunks to sit too high as too much altitude can lead to loss of consciousness.  

Once around hips, Funky Trunks should sit snug around the crutch.  To create the snug fit, stretch the leg of your Funky Trunks down around t...

How To Wear Your Funky Trunks

Your Funky Trunks should be positioned low and tight around your hips.  Never allow your Funky Trunks to sit too high as too much altitude can lead to loss of consciousness.  

Once around hips, Funky Trunks should sit snug around the crutch.  To create the snug fit, stretch the leg of your Funky Trunks down around the thigh, place hand on family jewels and pull up while paying your respects to the late King of Pop.  Funky Trunks will move into position to hold the boys comfortably and provide a relaxed appearance on your body.  If your Funky Trunks are stretched too tight, then you need to size up!

Tighten your Funky Trunks by pulling the two cords and tying together.  To loosen undo the two ends and pull down around your ankles.  While swimming, it is important you keep your Funky Trunks tightened at all times, in case you come across any unexpected turbulence.  

The Funky Trunks swimwear range is constructed with C-Infinity, an exclusive Italian polyester fabric for Funky Trunks that provides maximum chlorine resistance, colour definition and a perfect fit for swim training.

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  • As part of FT's work-for-playtime program, day care kids have painted their hands and splashed them across our fabric rolls to make you this genuine hand-printed hand print. As they occasionally let them outside for games, you can confidently buy FT's products knowing they were sourced from free-range children. 

    44.95$
  • A print discovered from an ancient Mayan cave, there is a belief that making eye contact with any of the animals within the print will cause immense pain via a blow to the head to the individual who dares to stare so intently at the person wearing their swimwear. 

    47.95$
  • Having discovered numerous predatory animals frozen in Arctic ice, our scientific team made the ingenious decision to impregnate our swimwear with the ice samples to help thaw them out in temperate water. All you have to do is start swimming and you’ll get a savage sabre-toothed tiger regenerated back to full health. 

    47.95$
  • Gambling and sports betting continues to infiltrate our lives and as an innovative company Funky Trunks decided to take it to the next level. You can now be a slot jockey while swimming by wearing our Strike It Lucky print. The more you pull your arms through the water the more chances you have to win! 

    44.95$
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