Midnight Assassin - Men's Jammers

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SPEED STROKE HEAT 1 COLLECTION A print discovered from an ancient Mayan cave, there is a belief that making eye contact with any of the animals within the print will cause immense pain via a blow to the head to the individual who dares to stare so intently at the person wearing their swimwear. 

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How To Wear Your Funky Trunks

Your Funky Trunks should be positioned low and tight around your hips.  Never allow your Funky Trunks to sit too high as too much altitude can lead to loss of consciousness.  

Once around hips, Funky Trunks should sit snug around the crutch.  To create the snug fit, stretch the leg of your Funky Trunks down around the thigh, place hand on family jewels and pull up while paying your respects to the late King of Pop.  Funky Trunks will move into position to hold the boys comfortably and provide a relaxed appearance on your body.  If your Funky Trunks are stretched too tight, then you need to size up!

Tighten your Funky Trunks by pulling the two cords and tying together.  To loosen undo the two ends and pull down around your ankles.  While swimming, it is important you keep your Funky Trunks tightened at all times, in case you come across any unexpected turbulence.  

Questions about the right fit?  Contact us!   customercare@swimgiggles.com

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Midnight Assassin - Men's Jammers

Midnight Assassin - Men's Jammers

SPEED STROKE HEAT 1 COLLECTION A print discovered from an ancient Mayan cave, there is a belief that making eye contact with any of the animals within the print will cause immense pain via a blow to the head to the individual who dares to stare so intently at the person wearing their swimwear. 

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